Some of the other labels my friends and I came up with:
-Only loving when you don't want to talk.
-May stick straws up nose and act like a walrus.
-May cause user to have suicidal/homicidal thoughts....just kidding...well, sort of ;)
-Void of emotional satisfaction.
-May cause tears and swelling of the eyes.
-Likely to cause a broken heart.
-Only good for sexual gratification.-Stalker tendencies.
-Insufferable d-bag. (my favorite and most common...lol)
I think this is an appropriate quote for today: "If I wanted to torture myself for a long period of time I would be in an exclusive relationship". -Tosh.0